Monthly Archives: January 2013

The 5 Coolest Hacks of 2012

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Ron

The 5 Coolest Hacks of 2012 The Dark Reading site did their homework and really dug up some very cool hacks these last 12 months. Nothing Erection problems are commonly caused by limited supply of viagra low cost blood to … Continue reading →

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Sermon Interpretation

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Ron

One Sunday after church Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. Her daughter answered, “Don’t be scared, you’ll get your quilts.” Needless to say, Mom was perplexed. Pumps were considered complex and dangerous as it makes … Continue reading →

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Bumper Stickers

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to … Continue reading →

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Little Bobby

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother … Continue reading →

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Feeding the Baby

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant. His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into … Continue reading →

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Memory Clinic

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. … Continue reading →

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Laws for Parents

Posted on January 6, 2013 by Ron

A child’s behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent. Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet … Continue reading →

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Retail Experience

Posted on January 6, 2013 by Ron

Rossi was the manager of an upscale men’s wear store in a wealthy section of town and was interviewing Abe for the recently advertised salesman role. Rossi looks at Abe’s resume and notices that Abe has never worked in retail … Continue reading →

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Nervous Flyer

Posted on January 6, 2013 by Ron

I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn’t help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. … Continue reading →

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Driver’s Ed

Posted on January 6, 2013 by Ron

A police officer stopped a car which was zigzagging alarmingly and asked the driver what he was doing. “I am learning to drive.” was the reply. It is available online as buy levitra sale sildenafil . There has to be … Continue reading →

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