Monthly Archives: January 2013

Two Engineering Students

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this … Continue reading

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Eggplants

A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25 each — three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!” You must have heard the saying “God … Continue reading

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Pizza Coupon

Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza, and the coupon. Exercise generic tadalafil no prescription also improves blood flow to your penile … Continue reading

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Don’t Touch Me

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me”. “Why not”, he asks. She answers back, “Because I’m dead”. The husband … Continue reading

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The Island

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain. Bitterness and getting apprehensive may maybe even set up as … Continue reading

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One-Liners

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Hippopotamus, New York

A woman called to make reservations “I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York” The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?” “Yes, what flights … Continue reading

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A Poem of Overused Words

Whoa and ho, it’s New Year’s time And once again we’re here To fashion language into rhyme With buzzwords of the year. In this venture, we’re all finders. Word-wise women, fill your “binders”! Candidates with huge “war chests” “Doubled-down” in … Continue reading

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Lousy Cook

You are a lousy cook if… Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt. Your kids know what “peas porridge in a pot nine … Continue reading

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Enough is Enough

One night recently, my phone rang several times throughout the evening. Each time, a woman’s voice asked for Ben. Each time I politely explained that I lived alone, my name wasn’t Ben, and she had a wrong number. The fifth … Continue reading

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