Monthly Archives: January 2013

The Frog

Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

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New Checking Account

Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

The teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. “The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store,” his mother said. A Brief Synopsis of ED pills ED pills are … Continue reading →

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Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

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Mother’s Wedding Dress

Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. “Mom,” she says, “I just found out that my fiance’s mother has bought the exact same dress … Continue reading →

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Disney World

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Ron

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Comfortable

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Ron

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that … Continue reading →

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Presidential Terms of Office

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Ron

What do the terms “belittle,” “lunatic fringe” and “iffy” have in common? They were all coined by U.S. presidents. Thomas Jefferson invented “belittle” to complain that the French were disparaging the natural wonders of North America. Theodore Roosevelt created “the … Continue reading →

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Fourth Grade Logic

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Ron

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins … Continue reading →

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Cyber 9/11 imminent

Posted on January 24, 2013 by Ron

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Marriage Counselling

Posted on January 24, 2013 by Ron

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