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Monthly Archives: January 2013
A Bad Day Fishing
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, “Pick … Continue reading
What Sound
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davey, what sound does a cow make?” Davey replied, “It goes ‘moo’.” “Alice, what sound does a … Continue reading
Car Sale
Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told … Continue reading
Boot Lesson
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on. When the second boot … Continue reading
50th Wedding Anniversary
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I … Continue reading
The New Pastor
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after … Continue reading
Bad Leg
A man goes into the doctor. He says, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh, only to hear, … Continue reading
Lawyer Laughs
The following questions from lawyers were taken from official records nationwide: 1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child? 2. Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he … Continue reading
The Walls of Jericho
Who broke down the walls of Jericho? The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?” Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!” The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s … Continue reading
Flakey Murder
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there. “What happened?” asks the first officer. “Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail.” Psychologically, stress can have … Continue reading