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Monthly Archives: January 2013
Penthouse in Heaven
The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment. The Pope is horrified and wants to know why he doesn’t … Continue reading
Joining The Army
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their … Continue reading
Some Race Horses
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!” … Continue reading
Audi Piloted Parking
Audi’s self-parking car: What’s stopping the tech getting on our roads? Summary: Audi recently demonstrated a car that can park itself without the need for a driver. But while the technology already exists to make autonomous cars a reality, it … Continue reading
Tea For Two
Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. If a person is cheap viagra … Continue reading
Counting Sheep
Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town. Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep. The 8-year-old thought that was … Continue reading
Dinosaur Plumbing
Because I couldn’t unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son. I painstakingly got … Continue reading
Water in the Carburetor
WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” A combination of minor factors, usually viagra prescription buy in … Continue reading
Computer Hacking Laws
How computer hacking laws make you a criminal In 1970, a 14-year-old boy dialed into They have forum or a corner for Frequently Ask Questions (FAQs) http://videoleadspro.com/?shop=8888 viagra 100mg pfizer or user forums for the convenience of the customers. These … Continue reading
Tough Life
A guy has one arm and decides he doesn’t want to go on with life, not being able to do the things other guys can do with two arms. So, he goes up to the 20th story of a building … Continue reading