Monthly Archives: January 2013

Printing Yellow

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Ron

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard’s DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn’t solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which … Continue reading →

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Beethoven’s Grave

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Ron

A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from. She finally locates the source and finds it … Continue reading →

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Raspberry Pi story

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Ron

‘We thought we’d sell 1,000’: The inside story of the Raspberry Pi Summary: The $35 Linux Raspberry Pi computer has sparked a coding revolution. Here’s the inside story of the Pi, from its inspiration and development to plans for its … Continue reading →

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Sick Days

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Ron

It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. He will earn the title … Continue reading →

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Info from the Doctor

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Ron

A little old woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, “Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello. Darling, I’d like to talk with the person who gives the information about the patients. But I don’t want to know if the patient is better … Continue reading →

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He didn’t kick too much

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Ron

A few days ago my daughter, who is expecting her third child, was telling the other two children that this baby is kicking alot. She further explained that when she had the first one, Mikey, he didn’t kick too much. … Continue reading →

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Bears

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Ron

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Twine

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Ron

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Hanging The Lights

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Ron

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering. We rush to print with … Continue reading →

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It Just Shows Stars

Posted on January 14, 2013 by Ron

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. Over the … Continue reading →

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