Daily Archives: February 4, 2013

Punch Lines

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Ron

I’d tell you another joke about a pencil. But it doesn’t have any point! Why do idiots eat biscuits? Because they’re crackers! What was the gangsters last words? Who put that violin in my violin case! Did you hear about … Continue reading →

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Bumper Sticker Funnies

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Ron

Herblock’s Law: If it’s good, they will stop making it. History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. It works better if you plug it in. He is a … Continue reading →

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Top 8 Characteristics Of True Friends

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Ron

Over the years, I have observed people who are real friends and people who claim to be friends. As I get older, I truly believe the old saying that you can count your real friends on one hand. So, you … Continue reading →

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Battling Salons

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Ron

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters’ place. They put up a big bold sign which read: “WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!” For a steady relief, PDE5 inhibitors … Continue reading →

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