Daily Archives: February 7, 2013

Woops…

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman–already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet–who insisted he didn’t need my help to … Continue reading →

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Inheritance

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

A man went to his lawyer and stated, “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” The lawyer said, “No problem, leave it all to me.” Many men experience it during … Continue reading →

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Maybe This Will Work

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

A boy that was being raised in a very religious family asked his mother for a new bike. His mother said, “Son, we pray to Jesus when we want something really badly.” So the son thought that praying wouldn’t be … Continue reading →

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Honest Lawyer

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers. “As I’m sure you can understand,” … Continue reading →

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If You Marry

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house … Continue reading →

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Why Teachers Go Gray

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the … Continue reading →

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Newspapers

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. ‘This is the 21st century, old man,’ he said. ‘We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.’ It … Continue reading →

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