Daily Archives: February 13, 2013

Your Time is Not Yet Up

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Ron

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, … Continue reading →

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Regular Consumption of Guinness

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Ron

Well now, you see it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the rear that are killed. This … Continue reading →

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The Bathroom

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Ron

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from … Continue reading →

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Military Housecat

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Ron

My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back It suggests the necessity of less stimulation go to shop purchase cheap cialis to bring about ejaculation. However, this is not … Continue reading →

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Secure Your Webcam

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Ron

How to Secure Your Webcam From smartphones and tablets to notebook PCs, webcams seem to be standard equipment these days. Just about every device we use cialis samples The effect of this medication lasts for about 4 hours. Insufficient flows … Continue reading →

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Deactivate Your Facebook

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Ron

How to Deactivate Your Facebook in 4 Easy Steps Facebook doesn’t make it easy to find the link to deactivate your Facebook account, but deactivating Facebook can be accomplished fairly easily once you know where Your partner cialis cost australia … Continue reading →

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Pygmy Hunter

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Ron

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pygmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said, “Yes.” The hunter asked, “How could a little bloke like you kill a … Continue reading →

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