Daily Archives: February 18, 2013

One Way Trip to Mars

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Ron

NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth. The interviewer asked the first … Continue reading →

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Mrs. O’Connor Divorce

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Ron

“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?” “Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Connor. “Sure now, we only have a carport.” The solicitor tried again. “Well, does … Continue reading →

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Young and Foolish

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Ron

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, “Guess who?” We lay … Continue reading →

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The Chicken and The Egg

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Ron

Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg? Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it! Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation? Answer: Sandy Eggo Question: Why did the egg cross the street? Answer: To get … Continue reading →

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Gallagher’s Obituary

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Ron

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. “Did you see the paper?” asked Gallagher. That viagra canada pharmacy is why the symptoms … Continue reading →

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Yesterday Computer Song

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Ron

Do you know the song “Yesterday”? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There’s not half the files there … Continue reading →

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