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Daily Archives: February 20, 2013
Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp
They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. They sent me a fax with a stamp on it. They thought a quarterback was a refund. They tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. They thought Boyz … Continue reading
Saving All The Seats
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The … Continue reading
Workin’ on the Railroad
Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: “What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny replied,” I would … Continue reading