Daily Archives: February 23, 2013

Disqualification of a Political Career

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Ron

A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist: “I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate.” The receptionist replied, “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.” He was … Continue reading →

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Testing Cars

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Ron

Lexus engineers have a way of testing to see if their cars are air-tight. They would put a cat in the car and close it up. They would check the car again in 24 hours. If the cat was dead, … Continue reading →

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Caught Speeding

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Ron

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The … Continue reading →

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A Following Person

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Ron

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, “Paul has to go to the principal’s office.” “I wonder why,” the teacher mused. “Because he’s a following person,” … Continue reading →

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