Monthly Archives: February 2013

Booktype

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Shoe Coverup

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. Later, that night the … Continue reading

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Dog at the Movies

Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie so much. He cried at … Continue reading

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A Deep Rooted Delusion

Perhaps you’ve heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious … Continue reading

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Overloaded

My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check … Continue reading

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Baby Wrap

Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to me and said, “You mean we should … Continue reading

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Punch Lines

I’d tell you another joke about a pencil. But it doesn’t have any point! Why do idiots eat biscuits? Because they’re crackers! What was the gangsters last words? Who put that violin in my violin case! Did you hear about … Continue reading

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Bumper Sticker Funnies

Herblock’s Law: If it’s good, they will stop making it. History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. It works better if you plug it in. He is a … Continue reading

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Top 8 Characteristics Of True Friends

Over the years, I have observed people who are real friends and people who claim to be friends. As I get older, I truly believe the old saying that you can count your real friends on one hand. So, you … Continue reading

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Battling Salons

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters’ place. They put up a big bold sign which read: “WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!” For a steady relief, PDE5 inhibitors … Continue reading

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