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Monthly Archives: February 2013
Knowing Where to Put It
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were … Continue reading
Chemist’s Joke
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Chin Chin
Chin-Chin the panda was on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating dinner, pulling out a machine gun, and shooting out the windows and doors. The judge looked at Chin-Chin’s lawyer and proclaimed, “Thirty eyewitnesses saw your client … Continue reading
About Football Teams
Ohio State’s Urban Meyer on one of his players: “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.” Why do Tennessee fans … Continue reading
A Truck Driver’s Duty
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer … Continue reading
What! No E-mail?
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning). After the test, the manager says, “You will be employed … Continue reading
Singing Fish
Jimmy: ‘Hey, Mike! How’s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.’ Mike: ‘To tell the truth, I’m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to … Continue reading
Landing Check
I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow-covered area. The pilot descended to just a couple hundred feet, then … Continue reading
Stress Testing PCs
Keep it stable, stupid! How to stress-test your PC hardware Modern-day PCs are more reliable than ever before, but that doesn’t mean they’re infallible. Equipment failures still happen, however rarely, and even the beefiest of computer components aren’t worth their … Continue reading