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Monthly Archives: February 2013
Grounded
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and … Continue reading
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
1. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 2. When was the last time you tuned in to “Friends” and got a “Not Found 404” message? 3. There are fewer grating color schemes on … Continue reading
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Samsung Galaxy S4 and Knox
iPhone versus Android just got exciting again Summary: A new flagship Galaxy S4 and Samsung’s renewed interest in managing smartphones in the enterprise means Apple, BlackBerry and Microsoft will be facing a determined new competitor. They utilize their mastery to … Continue reading
Geneticaly Modified Signs
Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food: Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish. You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O. All these chemicals ordering levitra … Continue reading
Red and Blue Lights
Judi was sitting at the defendant table while the state trooper was being cross-examined on the witness stand. The lawyer asked, “When you stopped Judi, were your red and blue lights flashing?” “Yes, sir, they were.” “Did the defendant say … Continue reading
Disqualification of a Political Career
A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist: “I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate.” The receptionist replied, “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.” He was … Continue reading
Testing Cars
Lexus engineers have a way of testing to see if their cars are air-tight. They would put a cat in the car and close it up. They would check the car again in 24 hours. If the cat was dead, … Continue reading
Caught Speeding
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The … Continue reading
A Following Person
A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, “Paul has to go to the principal’s office.” “I wonder why,” the teacher mused. “Because he’s a following person,” … Continue reading
Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn
The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the … Continue reading