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Monthly Archives: February 2013
The way you say it
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: “Time stands still when I look into your eyes.” The girl was very flattered. Apart from this, regular consumption of ginseng lowers blood sugar, boosts energy level, reduces everyday stress … Continue reading
Same answer for each
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NASA’s cold fusion
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Trading Caps
I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked … Continue reading
Signs That You Are Cheap
1. You attend a weekly coupon club. 2. You’ve been driving on the spare tire for over three months. 3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. 4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than … Continue reading
Bathroom Philosophers
Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life’s problems. Here are a few gems. Make love, not war. Heck, do both, get married! – Women’s restroom. Bozeman, Montana … Continue reading
Cat Rules of Hampering
If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called “helping”, otherwise known as “hampering.” Following are the rules for “hampering”: 1. When supervising cooking, sit … Continue reading
Yes, Always Officer
A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the road. She didn’t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her … Continue reading
Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp
They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. They sent me a fax with a stamp on it. They thought a quarterback was a refund. They tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. They thought Boyz … Continue reading
Saving All The Seats
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The … Continue reading