Monthly Archives: February 2013

The way you say it

On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: “Time stands still when I look into your eyes.” The girl was very flattered. Apart from this, regular consumption of ginseng lowers blood sugar, boosts energy level, reduces everyday stress … Continue reading

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Same answer for each

This simple three question test illustrates how often politicians must be telling lies. 1. Is the Pope catholic? Basil or sabja seeds are the main ingredient in cool drinks which give ways for tadalafil free shipping cooling body. The article … Continue reading

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NASA’s cold fusion

NASA’s cold fusion tech could put a nuclear reactor in every home, car, and plane The cold fusion dream lives on: NASA is The jelly remains effective for four to six hours and it free viagra in canada starts showing … Continue reading

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Trading Caps

I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked … Continue reading

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Signs That You Are Cheap

1. You attend a weekly coupon club. 2. You’ve been driving on the spare tire for over three months. 3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. 4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than … Continue reading

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Bathroom Philosophers

Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life’s problems. Here are a few gems. Make love, not war. Heck, do both, get married! – Women’s restroom. Bozeman, Montana … Continue reading

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Cat Rules of Hampering

If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called “helping”, otherwise known as “hampering.” Following are the rules for “hampering”: 1. When supervising cooking, sit … Continue reading

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Yes, Always Officer

A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the road. She didn’t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her … Continue reading

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Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp

They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. They sent me a fax with a stamp on it. They thought a quarterback was a refund. They tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. They thought Boyz … Continue reading

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Saving All The Seats

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The … Continue reading

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