Monthly Archives: February 2013

Embarrassing Moments

Posted on February 10, 2013 by Ron

In her memoirs, Barbara Bush described one of those most embarrassing moments that inevitably occur, even on the most carefully advanced of foreign trips. Along with her husband, then the Vice President, Mrs. Bush was lunching with Emperor Hirohito at … Continue reading →

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Experience is Everything

Posted on February 9, 2013 by Ron

A couple of college students met in a night club one night and danced the night away. They hit it off pretty well, and soon the guy suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity. Well, it wasn’t … Continue reading →

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Safety First!

Posted on February 9, 2013 by Ron

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film’s depiction of gory industrial accidents was If … Continue reading →

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Things You Don’t Want to Hear

Posted on February 9, 2013 by Ron

Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness! Spot! Spot! Come back … Continue reading →

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Over Quota

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Ron

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in How it works? Tadalista (Tadalafil) works … Continue reading →

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Motorcycle Insurance

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Ron

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. Besides forming pictures in your mind, it can be incredibly powerful to create a vision website link buy generic viagra … Continue reading →

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Graphene future

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Ron

Graphene: It won’t replace silicon, but it still has a 1bn EU future Summary: So-called ‘wonder material’ graphene may be many things, but a replacement for silicon? Not so much, says the head of the graphene flagship that won 1bn … Continue reading →

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Tips For Student Pilots

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Ron

1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. 3. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is dangerous. 4. It’s always better to be … Continue reading →

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Woops…

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman–already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet–who insisted he didn’t need my help to … Continue reading →

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Inheritance

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

A man went to his lawyer and stated, “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” The lawyer said, “No problem, leave it all to me.” Many men experience it during … Continue reading →

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