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Monthly Archives: February 2013
Maybe This Will Work
A boy that was being raised in a very religious family asked his mother for a new bike. His mother said, “Son, we pray to Jesus when we want something really badly.” So the son thought that praying wouldn’t be … Continue reading
Honest Lawyer
An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers. “As I’m sure you can understand,” … Continue reading
If You Marry
The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house … Continue reading
Why Teachers Go Gray
These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the … Continue reading
Newspapers
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. ‘This is the 21st century, old man,’ he said. ‘We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.’ It … Continue reading
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Physics
As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend towards legislation which requires the prominent placing of warnings on products that present hazards to the general public. Yet we must also offer the cautionary thought that such warnings, however … Continue reading
Oil maybe?
The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, “What’s a seven ten cap?” She said “You know, it’s … Continue reading
Visiting the Zoo
Three mischievous boys skipped school one day and instead went to the zoo one day for an outing. They decided to visit the elephant cage first, but soon enough, they were picked up by a zoo security officer for causing … Continue reading
The Presbyope
Doug went to the eye doctor for an examination because he was having trouble reading the newspaper. “Now that you’re over 40,” the doctor told him, “you’ve developed a condition called ‘presbyopia,’ in which the lens of your eye can … Continue reading
Torrents 101
How Torrent Downloading Works Question: What exactly is “bittorrent” sharing? Some of these consequences are losing muscle strength, weak erection, digestion trouble, premature ejaculation, leg muscle pain, viagra online cheap fatigue, hair loss, poor memory, lower back pain and others. … Continue reading