Daily Archives: March 9, 2013

Love and Marriage

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, “Do … Continue reading →

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Reliable Software

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. I … Continue reading →

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The Cow

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

The farmer’s wife walked into the barn one day and was aghast at what she saw in there. Instead of milking their cow, her husband was standing with his trousers down at the rear quarter of the bovine, humping away … Continue reading →

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Music Notes

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come It improves lipid profiles and can soft … Continue reading →

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Exchange

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

The teenager approached the sales clerk in the dress shop with a It’s shop viagra online nice to hear, but what about the men that have a “hold” less than a minute? Let us define in terms. buy viagra no … Continue reading →

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Ancient Tech Support

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate: This fire help. Me Groog Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work. You have flint and stone? Ugh … Continue reading →

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A story of dry ice

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

I’ve got about 50 lb of dry ice if you need some. There’s just gotta be a story behind this. 😉 Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow power here. Need some dry ice? My kingdom for a hunk … Continue reading →

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Leap Motion Controller

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

It goes where no device has gone before. With a wave of a hand or lift of a finger, you’re about to change the way you use your computer. The Leap Motion Controller senses how you move your hands, the … Continue reading →

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