Daily Archives: March 23, 2013

Moonshine

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Ron

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Brides Of Christ

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Ron

At an Easter mass, at which some young ladies were to take their finals vows to become nuns, the presiding bishop noticed two rabbis enter the church just before the mass began. They were seated at the back of the … Continue reading →

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Pins and Needles

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Ron

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at her church. “Reverend,” she said,” I have a problem–my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” … Continue reading →

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Punch Lines

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Ron

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” This strong flow of blood solves multiple issues such as virus attack and hardware malfunction with your … Continue reading →

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Pushy Drunk

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Ron

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain. “Can … Continue reading →

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When Will They Meet

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Ron

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were each given the following problem to solve. A school dance floor included a straight line down the middle dividing the floor in two equal halves. Boys were lined up against one wall … Continue reading →

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Tubs of Yogurt

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Ron

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California Salvaged Motorcycle Registration

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Ron

How To Reregister a Salvaged Motorcycle in California (http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/brochures/howto/htvr13.htm) 1. Brake and Light Inspection Certificate: a) Locate inspection center using (http://www.bar.ca.gov/). OR b) Statement of Facts (REG 256) from motorcycle repair shop that brakes and lights are in proper working … Continue reading →

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