Monthly Archives: March 2013

Brides Of Christ

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Pins and Needles

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at her church. “Reverend,” she said,” I have a problem–my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” … Continue reading

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Punch Lines

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Pushy Drunk

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain. “Can … Continue reading

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When Will They Meet

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were each given the following problem to solve. A school dance floor included a straight line down the middle dividing the floor in two equal halves. Boys were lined up against one wall … Continue reading

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Tubs of Yogurt

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California Salvaged Motorcycle Registration

How To Reregister a Salvaged Motorcycle in California (http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/brochures/howto/htvr13.htm) 1. Brake and Light Inspection Certificate: a) Locate inspection center using (http://www.bar.ca.gov/). OR b) Statement of Facts (REG 256) from motorcycle repair shop that brakes and lights are in proper working … Continue reading

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The Rabbit

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them … Continue reading

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2013 BMW M6 $120plusK

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What is Kitty?

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