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Monthly Archives: March 2013
Learn to be More Polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn … Continue reading
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Lent Wedding Night
On the first night of their honeymoon, the very naive virgin bride slipped into a sexy, but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her husband had settled down on the couch. When she … Continue reading
Of Mice and Elephants
A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild winter, they had a bit of a problem with rodents in the garage. So they bought one of those little sub-sonic mouse repellants, the kind you plug in and … Continue reading
Phoenix
How not to become a member of senior management: During a meeting, our bosses held a contest to name a new project. As members of the management team read through the entries, our CEO picked one out and asked, “Who … Continue reading
That Chicken Joke
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404 Error Pages
The Best 404 Error Pages Of All Time When you type in the wrong web address, you end up on a 404 page. Most companies have boring 404 pages that try to get you back the site’s main page. As … Continue reading
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Little Rabbit FooFoo
One day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bonking them on the head. A good fairy appeared. “Little Rabbit FooFoo, what you’re doing is evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you … Continue reading
A Cowboy’s Guide to Life
1. Don’t squat with your spurs on. 2. Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you none. 3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. 4. Always drink upstream from the herd. … Continue reading
The Meaning of Self-Help
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help Why herbal or natural drugs are best? cialis canada cheap Herbal medicines from the internet is still a very complex thing. Follow the drug consumption exactly as prescribed … Continue reading
Gut Buster
A pharmacist comes back from his break and sees a man leaning against the wall, his face strained and nervous. He asks his assistant: “What’s wrong with that man over there?” “He came in looking for cough medicine,” she replies. … Continue reading