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Monthly Archives: March 2013
Cowboy Musicians
Four cowboys are sitting on a mountain one night having a few cold ones around a campfire. One is a tuba player, one a trumpet player, one a conductor, and the last a coloratura soprano. The tuba player tosses an … Continue reading
What’s Wrong?
In answer to the question “What’s wrong?” The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. Kamagra and Generic sildenafil have just {about} no aspect effects and lasts for about … Continue reading
Sorry, Wrong Number
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is 555-1112.” Jeff replied. These include lower blood pressure levels, irregularities in subjects’ hearts and … Continue reading
Useless in the Parking Lot
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter. When returning to her … Continue reading
Who Would Know?
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to … Continue reading
Bank Robbery
After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury … Continue reading
Love and Marriage
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, “Do … Continue reading
Reliable Software
Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. I … Continue reading
The Cow
The farmer’s wife walked into the barn one day and was aghast at what she saw in there. Instead of milking their cow, her husband was standing with his trousers down at the rear quarter of the bovine, humping away … Continue reading
Music Notes
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come It improves lipid profiles and can soft … Continue reading