Monthly Archives: March 2013

Exchange

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

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Ancient Tech Support

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate: This fire help. Me Groog Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work. You have flint and stone? Ugh … Continue reading →

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A story of dry ice

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

I’ve got about 50 lb of dry ice if you need some. There’s just gotta be a story behind this. 😉 Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow power here. Need some dry ice? My kingdom for a hunk … Continue reading →

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Leap Motion Controller

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

It goes where no device has gone before. With a wave of a hand or lift of a finger, you’re about to change the way you use your computer. The Leap Motion Controller senses how you move your hands, the … Continue reading →

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Ski Trip

Posted on March 7, 2013 by Ron

Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward … Continue reading →

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Quantum Entanglement

Posted on March 7, 2013 by Ron

Chinese physicists measure speed of Einstein’s ‘spooky action at a distance’: At least 10,000 times faster than light A team of Chinese physicists have clocked the speed of spooky action at a distance – the seemingly instantaneous interaction between Try … Continue reading →

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GI Insurance

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Ron

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which … Continue reading →

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A Milllion Laffs

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Ron

What do Scotsmen eat? Tart’n’pie! What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon? The full moon because it’s lighter! What town in England makes terrible sandwiches? Oldham! What would you call theft in Peking? A Chinese takeaway! What … Continue reading →

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Roadside sign

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Ron

Roadside sign declares ‘No Mugging’ PROVIDENCE, R.I. (UPI) — Officials in a Rhode Island city said a “No Mugging” sign noticed on a street corner was not erected by the city. Lorrie Prybyla, a Providence parking enforcement officer, said she … Continue reading →

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Multi Cell Array

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Ron

Excel Multi Cell Array Formula Step by Step Tutorial In Excel, an array formula carries out calculations on one or more elements in an array. Array formulas are surrounded by curly braces “{ } “. These are added to a … Continue reading →

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