Monthly Archives: March 2013

Port Forwarding

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Ron

What Is ‘Port Forwarding’? How Do I Set My Own Port Forwards? Port forwarding is the redirecting of computer signals to follow specific electronic paths into your computer. WHAT DO LEADERS AND MANAGERS NEED TO KNOW viagra properien Continue to … Continue reading →

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Pigs and Sheep

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Ron

Deep Thoughts about Pigs and Sheep Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes? Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job? If a pig is sold to the pawn shop … Continue reading →

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Jets Fan

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Ron

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms. The bartender says,”Hey! No pets allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!” The man … Continue reading →

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Wormy Humor

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Ron

What is a worm’s favorite band? Mud! What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps! Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs! Who is the worm’s … Continue reading →

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Refrigerator Goals

Posted on March 3, 2013 by Ron

When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work. I promptly added: … Continue reading →

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Which Witch

Posted on March 3, 2013 by Ron

What do baby witches play with? Deady bears! How do you make a witch float? You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch…! What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes! How do warty … Continue reading →

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Bird Humor

Posted on March 3, 2013 by Ron

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message! What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird! Where do birds meet for coffee? In a nest-cafe! … Continue reading →

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How Old Are You?

Posted on March 3, 2013 by Ron

An older woman was sitting on a bench in the park reading her newspaper when she was interrupted by an elderly man who said, “I’ll bet you can’t guess how old I am.” She looked up and said, “Take off … Continue reading →

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Driving Cat

Posted on March 3, 2013 by Ron

A man hates his wife’s cat and decides to get rid of it by driving it 20 blocks from home and by dumping it. As he gets back home he sees the cat walking up the driveway so he drives … Continue reading →

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The Stuttering Cat

Posted on March 3, 2013 by Ron

A teacher in explaining elementary biology to her 3rd grade students said, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.” A little girl raises her hand. saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some of … Continue reading →

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