Daily Archives: April 11, 2013

How to Handle Teens

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Ron

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young … Continue reading →

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Car Privileges

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Ron

The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back … Continue reading →

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Lifeboat

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Ron

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when … Continue reading →

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Canine Complex

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Ron

A man walked into the office of an eminent psychiatrist and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor! I’ve got this problem,” the man said. “I keep hallucinating that I’m a dog. It’s crazy. I don’t know what to … Continue reading →

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Halle Berry’s Pregnancy

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Ron

Halle Berry’s Pregnancy Won’t Affect X-Men: Days Dapoxetine is provided as 30mg and 60mg tablets. generic viagra 25mg The medicine boosts up NO level of the body on cheap viagra prices the body to cause harm, cause poisoning. What a … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (April 11th): 1794: Birthdays: American statesman and orator Edward Everett. 1852: Birthdays: Baseball Hall of Fame member Cap Anson. 1862: Birthdays: U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes. 1881: The Atlanta Baptist Female Seminary, known now … Continue reading →

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