Daily Archives: May 1, 2013

Smoke Detector

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Ron

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Caesar Salad Now Legal!

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Ron

WASHINGTON, DC — California decriminalized the sale of Caesar salad this week — and it’s not a moment too soon, the Libertarian Party said today. “When you outlaw Caesar salad, only outlaws will eat Caesar salad,” noted the party’s Director … Continue reading →

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Paperless Process

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Ron

Five easy steps to going (almost) paperless It’s over between me and my file cabinet. Six drawers full of dead trees. Total weight: a gargantuan 194.7 pounds of paper. Conventional treatments are also available like impotence injections and impotence vacuum … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (May 1st): Dilbert 1769: Birthdays: Arthur Wellesley, the first duke of Wellington. 1786: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s opera The Marriage of Figaro was first performed. 1851: The Great Exhibition opened in London. 1852: Birthdays: Sharpshooter Calamity Jane, real … Continue reading →

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