Daily Archives: May 11, 2013

A Birthday Gift To Grandson

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, “I’m surprised at … Continue reading →

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The Images Of A Mother

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

4 years of age: my Mommy can do anything! 8 years of age: my Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 years of age: my Mother doesn’t really know quite *everything.* 14 years of age: naturally, Mother doesn’t know … Continue reading →

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Heavenly Mother

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

A very devout nun dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival, she is greeted with ceremony and honor and told she may immediately have any wish she chooses while her place is prepared for her. She humbly and politely replies … Continue reading →

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Wedding Night Prayer

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

On their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride left the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed. “What are you doing?” she asked. … Continue reading →

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Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (May 11th): 1854: Birthdays: Ottmar Mergenthaler, inventor of the Linotype typesetting machine. 1858: Minnesota became the 32nd state in the United States. 1862: The Confederate navy destroyed its iron-clad vessel Merrimac to prevent it from falling into … Continue reading →

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