Daily Archives: May 25, 2013

The Story of Creation

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Ron

…As Told By The Dog On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the … Continue reading →

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The Black Bra

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Ron

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at … Continue reading →

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Justice Triumphs

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Ron

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client. The … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (May 25th): 1787: The first regular session of the Constitutional Convention convened at Independence Hall in Philadelphia. 1803: Birthdays: Ralph Waldo Emerson. 1865: Birthdays: YMCA leader and Nobel Peace Prize laureate John Mott. 1878: H.M.S. Pinafore, an … Continue reading →

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