Daily Archives: May 26, 2013

Doctor Doctor

Posted on May 26, 2013 by Ron

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar. Don’t worry you’ll soon change! Doctor, Doctor, you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well. That’s quite enough … Continue reading →

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Women and Cats

Posted on May 26, 2013 by Ron

I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. Some … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on May 26, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (May 26th): 1650: Birthdays: English Gen. John Churchill, ancestor of statesman Winston Churchill. 1864: U.S. President Abraham Lincoln, anxious to create new free territories during the Civil War, signed an act establishing the Montana Territory. Montana became … Continue reading →

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