Monthly Archives: May 2013

A Birthday Gift To Grandson

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, “I’m surprised at … Continue reading →

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The Images Of A Mother

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

4 years of age: my Mommy can do anything! 8 years of age: my Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 years of age: my Mother doesn’t really know quite *everything.* 14 years of age: naturally, Mother doesn’t know … Continue reading →

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Heavenly Mother

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

A very devout nun dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival, she is greeted with ceremony and honor and told she may immediately have any wish she chooses while her place is prepared for her. She humbly and politely replies … Continue reading →

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Wedding Night Prayer

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

On their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride left the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed. “What are you doing?” she asked. … Continue reading →

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Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (May 11th): 1854: Birthdays: Ottmar Mergenthaler, inventor of the Linotype typesetting machine. 1858: Minnesota became the 32nd state in the United States. 1862: The Confederate navy destroyed its iron-clad vessel Merrimac to prevent it from falling into … Continue reading →

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Patio Problem

Posted on May 10, 2013 by Ron

My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small. He stacked the blocks against the house and … Continue reading →

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Blonde Riding a Horse

Posted on May 10, 2013 by Ron

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, … Continue reading →

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Hyper Terminal

Posted on May 10, 2013 by Ron

How to Enable Hyper Terminal In Windows 7 Hyper terminal is used for data communication via serial port com or TCP/IP Winsock. Unfortunately on Windows 7 Anyway the fundamental profit of the medication contrasted with traditional Kamagra tablets is the … Continue reading →

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Privacy Bill

Posted on May 10, 2013 by Ron

New House privacy bill will require apps to gain consent before sharing personal data A new House of Representatives bill, designed to securely This is not so much appreciated at this point of time, in any age and viagra in … Continue reading →

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