Monthly Archives: May 2013

Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (May 10th): 1497: Amerigo Vespucci left for his voyage to the New World. 1775: Ethan Allen and his Green Mountain Boys captured Fort Ticonderoga from the British. 1838: Birthdays: British statesman and scholar James Bryce; John Wilkes … Continue reading

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Fair Settlement

After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client. “Mrs. LaMay, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.” Remember to check for the payment … Continue reading

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Sarge & the new recruits

One day, a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle the rifle. The rookies were firing hither and yon and finally one of them shot the sarge in the seat … Continue reading

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Reset your password

Reset your password in Windows 8 Takeaway: To reset a password in Microsoft Windows 8 you have to use the online version of the Reset your password tool. Another benefit of Kamagra Jelly is that individuals can enjoy different flavoured … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (May 9th): 1502: Christopher Columbus set sail from Spain on his fourth and final voyage to the New World. 1800: Birthdays: Abolitionist John Brown. 1860: Birthdays: Scottish novelist James Barrie, author of Peter Pan. 1874: Birthdays: Howard … Continue reading

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The Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react … Continue reading

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A Dollar Per Point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. … Continue reading

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LinkedIn’s Summary Feature

LinkedIn’s summary feature allows you to shine Takeaway: LinkedIn’s summary feature serves as your elevator speech. Here are some ways to make the best of it. The sympathetic nervous system uses adrenaline (epinephrine) to cause the muscles to order viagra … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (May 8th): 1541: Spanish explorer Hernando de Soto discovered the Mississippi River. 1828: Birthdays: Jean-Henri Dunant, Swiss founder of the Red Cross Society and a co-founder of the Young Men’s Christian Association. 1879: George Selden of Rochester, … Continue reading

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You Know You’re in Texas When…

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You … Continue reading

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