Monthly Archives: May 2013

Samsung Galaxy S4 Teardown

Samsung Galaxy S4 teardown reveals redesigned interior, easier-to-fix phone Takeaway: Bill Detwiler cracks open the Samsung Galaxy S4, explores the redesigned interior and shows you why it’s easier to repair than previous Galaxy phones. 25mg barato viagra These systems generally … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (May 6th): Dilbert 1527: German troops sacked Rome, killing 4,000 people and looting works of art and literature as part of a series of wars between the Hapsburg Empire and the French monarchy. 1758: Birthdays: French revolutionary … Continue reading

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Requesting a three day pass

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that … Continue reading

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Who’s going to stop me?

Six year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. “You’re not suppose to talk out loud in church.” “Why? Who’s … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (May 5th): 1260: Khubilai Khan became ruler of the Mongol Empire. 1813: Birthdays: Danish philosopher Soren Kierkegaard. 1818: Birthdays: German political theorist Karl Marx. 1821: Napoleon Bonaparte died in exile on the island of St. Helena. 1830: … Continue reading

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Iron Penguin

First open-source “Iron Man” suit within reach? Summary: Building on the ground-breaking work of billionaire genius Tony Stark, the first Linux-powered Iron Man suits may soon be within the reach of homebrew builders. But the most dangerous type of aphrodisiac, … Continue reading

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Charm School

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.” The second woman commented, “Well, … Continue reading

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Good Manners

Barry who is noted for his tact was awakened one morning at four o’clock by his ringing telephone. “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an irate voice. The man thanked the caller and politely asked his name … Continue reading

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Useless Parts

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless “things?” He has an Adam’s apple that isn’t an apple… Two calves that will never become cows… A nose bridge that doesn’t lead anywhere… A roof of the … Continue reading

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Make Life More Enjoyable

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don’t know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control … Continue reading

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