Monthly Archives: May 2013

Heaven Bound

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?” The boy thought it over and said, “Well, Generally, women suffer from FSAD along with other sexual issues, such … Continue reading

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A Preacher Buys a Parrot

A preacher is buying a parrot. “Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher. “Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him. Unless you have thousands of visitors a day to your web site, … Continue reading

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Blue to be Free

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Raspberry Pi camera

Raspberry Pi gets photo and video capabilities with £20 camera module Summary: A tiny camera capable of taking five-megapixel photos and recording HD video has been launched for the Raspberry Pi. Headaches and flushing were the most common side effects … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (May 14th): 1607: Jamestown, VA was settled as an English colony. 1643: King Louis XIV, who would be known as The Sun King, became ruler of France at the age of 4. 1727: Birthdays: English portrait painter … Continue reading

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Lamborghini Concept

We Don’t Need No Stinking Passengers: Lamborghini’s One-Seat Egoista Concept Looks like the Raging Bull has no The expected results could only be seen if you are sexually stimulated – so only take it india pharmacy viagra if you intend … Continue reading

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Painting Shows it All

At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a great realist that painter is!” he exclaimed. “What painter?” It seems that Artem can collect the figures for the rest of the body, cipla india viagra … Continue reading

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Are You Really Sure?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” To reap the drug benefits, … Continue reading

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Dog Property Rules

If I like it, it’s mine. If its in my mouth, it’s mine. If I can take it from you, it’s mine. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces … Continue reading

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Quotes May 13th

“The highest purpose of intellectual cultivation is to give a man a perfect knowledge and mastery of his own inner self; to render our consciousness its own light and its own mirror.” – Novalis, 1772-1801 “The man of virtue makes … Continue reading

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