Daily Archives: June 9, 2013

Jokes vs. Law

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Ron

“And the thing about my jokes is, they don’t hurt anybody. You can take ’em or leave ’em – you can say they’re funny or they’re terrible or they’re good, or whatever, The medicine is going toe to toe with … Continue reading →

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brighten your day

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Ron

Top 10 ways to brighten your day by annoying others. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Practice making fax and modem … Continue reading →

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The Tractor

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Ron

What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? Where’s my tractor? For example, if the wholesale generic viagra ulcer has occurred due to lack of sexual activity. By means of small experiments and patience, you can adjust … Continue reading →

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And then the fight started

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Ron

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked my wife, ‘Do you … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 9th): 1534: French navigator Jacques Cartier became the first European explorer to discover the St. Lawrence River in present-day Quebec, Canada. 1672: Birthdays: Russian Czar Peter the Great. 1891: Birthdays: Composer Cole Porter. 1898: Britain leased … Continue reading →

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