Daily Archives: June 18, 2013

Movie Theater Navigation

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Ron

“Pardon me, lady”, said the man trying to get back to his seat in the darkened movie theater, “but did I step on your toes a few minutes ago?” “You certainly did!!”, said the woman in the aisle seat. You … Continue reading →

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Miseducation

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Ron

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Excessive Skepticism

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Ron

A guy and his dog go into a barroom. The bartender says, “Hey, get that dog out of here… we don’t allow dogs in here.” Wait a minute, the guy says, “This is no ordinary dog ! This is ‘Plato’ … Continue reading →

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Is This Larry

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Ron

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Computer Gender

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Ron

Why computers should be considered masculine: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 18th): 1812: The United States declared war on Britain. 1815: England’s Duke of Wellington and Prussian Field Marshal Gebhard von Blucher defeated Napoleon at Waterloo in Belgium. 1850: Birthdays: Cyrus Curtis, founder and publisher of the … Continue reading →

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