Daily Archives: June 19, 2013

Bad Economy

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Ron

The Top 12 Indicators The Economy Is Bad 12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. 11. You got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 10. You go to buy a toaster oven and they gave you a bank. 9. … Continue reading →

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Dr. Epstein

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Ron

Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field. Soon he was invited to deliver a … Continue reading →

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The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Ron

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.” The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors … Continue reading →

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24 Hours to Live

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Ron

Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Carol that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to be intimate. Of course she agreed. Six hours … Continue reading →

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Eulogy

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Ron

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 19th): 325 A.D.: The early Christian church opened the general council of Nicaea, which settled on rules for computing the date of Easter. 1566: Birthdays: James VI of Scotland, later James I of England. 1608: Birthdays: … Continue reading →

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