Daily Archives: June 20, 2013

How to Get a Raise

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Ron

A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?” Maria: “Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an … Continue reading →

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Groaners and Puns

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Ron

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.” I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. A sign on the … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 20th): 1214: The University of Oxford in England received its charter. 1893: A jury in Fall River, Mass., acquitted Lizzy Borden in the ax murders of her father and stepmother. 1898: The U.S. Navy seized Guam, … Continue reading →

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