Daily Archives: June 22, 2013

Company Mergers

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

Companies are always consolidating. Here is some inside information about some potential mergers… Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta … Continue reading →

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Classes for Men

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum. Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday … Continue reading →

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Dwarf Incident

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

I rear ended a car this morning… I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! You should consume Zinc Rich Food like Beet, … Continue reading →

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Cinderella Revisited

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 22nd): 1807: The U.S frigate Chesapeake was fired upon and boarded by the crew of the British battleship Leopold about 40 miles east of Chesapeake Bay. 1856: Birthdays: English adventure novelist H. Rider Haggard (King Solomon’s … Continue reading →

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