Daily Archives: June 25, 2013

Monks

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Ron

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks … Continue reading →

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Diversity

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Ron

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, “You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the … Continue reading →

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Mama’s Bible

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Ron

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away … Continue reading →

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Just Doing Her Job

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Ron

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, … Continue reading →

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Windows Server, SQL Server

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Ron

Microsoft starts rolling out ‘Blue’ previews of Windows Server, SQL Server Summary: Microsoft has begun the roll-out of the preview versions of the coming ‘Blue’ versions of its core Windows and tools just ahead of its Build conference kick-off. Erectile … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 25th): 1788: Virginia ratified the U.S. Constitution, the 10th state to do so. 1860: Birthdays: French composer Gustave Charpentier. 1876: U.S. Army Gen. George Custer and his force of 208 men were killed by Chief Sitting … Continue reading →

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