Monthly Archives: June 2013

The Tractor

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Ron

What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? Where’s my tractor? For example, if the wholesale generic viagra ulcer has occurred due to lack of sexual activity. By means of small experiments and patience, you can adjust … Continue reading →

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And then the fight started

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Ron

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked my wife, ‘Do you … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 9th): 1534: French navigator Jacques Cartier became the first European explorer to discover the St. Lawrence River in present-day Quebec, Canada. 1672: Birthdays: Russian Czar Peter the Great. 1891: Birthdays: Composer Cole Porter. 1898: Britain leased … Continue reading →

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French Accent

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame deGaulle. “Your husband has been such … Continue reading →

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Real Signs

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron

IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back … Continue reading →

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Long Life

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll … Continue reading →

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More Chickens

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron

There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn’t know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a … Continue reading →

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Live with the Truth

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron

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An Australian in Greece

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian barmaid) takes his order, Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 8th): 1789: James Madison proposed the Bill of Rights, which led to the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution. 1810: Birthdays: German composer Robert Schumann. 1861: Tennessee seceded from the Union to join the Confederacy. … Continue reading →

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