Monthly Archives: June 2013

Tree Monkey

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Ron

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Hospital Call

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Ron

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 5th): 1305: Clement V was elected Pope. 1718: Birthdays: British furniture maker Thomas Chippendale. 1723: Birthdays: Scottish economist Adam Smith. 1783: The first public demonstration of a hot-air balloon occurred at Annonay, France. 1850: Birthdays: Lincoln … Continue reading →

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What’s the Difference?

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Ron

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Pilot Joke

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Ron

The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive. The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses. One has a seeing-eye dog, the other is tapping his way with a white-tipped cane. The … Continue reading →

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Horseshoe

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Ron

It is said that physicist Niels Bohr had a horseshoe hung above his desk. It was correctly oriented, ends up, so that the “luck wouldn’t run out.” One day a friend saw it, and asked, “Why do you have that … Continue reading →

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That Sound

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Ron

Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, “I think it’s WOOMB.” The second replied, “No, it must be WOOOOMBH.” The third said, “You … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 4th): 1738: Birthdays: George III, king of England during the American Revolutionary War. 1784: France’s Marie Thible of Lyons became the first woman to fly in a hot-air balloon. 1896: Henry Ford took his first automobile … Continue reading →

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Math Joke

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Ron

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Another Trendy Bar

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Ron

Two male mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of … Continue reading →

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