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Monthly Archives: June 2013
At the Races
A mathematician and a Wall street broker went to races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The mathematician was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered … Continue reading
Quotes June 3rd
“Silence is often advantageous.” – Menander, 342 BC – 291 BC “The experience of others adds to our knowledge, but not to our wisdom; that is dearer bought.” – Hosea Ballou, 1771-1852 They had been given streptomycin to cure tuberculosis. … Continue reading
Thoughts for the Day
Today in History (June 3rd): 1889: The Canadian Pacific Railway was completed. In 1888, the comic baseball poem Casey at the Bat was published in the Sunday edition of the San Francisco Examiner. In 1937, the Duke of Windsor, formerly … Continue reading
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Physicists Make Fun of Mathematicians
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Thoughts for the Day
Today in History (June 2nd): Dilbert 1731: Birthdays: Martha Washington, the first U.S. first lady. 1740: Birthdays: French writer Marquis de Sade. 1835: P.T. Barnum and his circus began their first tour of the United States. 1840: Birthdays: English novelist … Continue reading
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If you love somebody
The Old Version If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was…. The New Versions Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s … Continue reading
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads. Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross … Continue reading