Monthly Archives: June 2013

Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 27th): 1801: British forces captured Cairo and the French began withdrawing from Egypt in one of the Napoleonic Wars. 1829: English scientist James Smithson left a will that eventually funded the establishment of the Smithsonian Institution … Continue reading →

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It’s Dark in Here

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Ron

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the … Continue reading →

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Lyrical Updates

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Ron

Some of the artists of the ’60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Herman’s Hermits – Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker The Bee Gees – How Can You Mend a … Continue reading →

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Android Delay screen lock

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Ron
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Android WiFi Direct file transfers

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Ron
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Bonus

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Ron

Here’s hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. It ensures continuous … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 26th): 1819: The bicycle was patented. Birthdays: Reputed baseball pioneer Abner Doubleday. 1824: Birthdays: British physicist and inventor William Thomson Kelvin. 1892: Birthdays: Nobel literature laureate Pearl Buck. 1898: Birthdays: German aircraft designer Willy Messerschmitt. 1900: … Continue reading →

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Monks

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Ron

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks … Continue reading →

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Diversity

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Ron

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, “You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the … Continue reading →

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Mama’s Bible

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Ron

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away … Continue reading →

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