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Monthly Archives: June 2013
Just Doing Her Job
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, … Continue reading
Windows Server, SQL Server
Microsoft starts rolling out ‘Blue’ previews of Windows Server, SQL Server Summary: Microsoft has begun the roll-out of the preview versions of the coming ‘Blue’ versions of its core Windows and tools just ahead of its Build conference kick-off. Erectile … Continue reading
Thoughts for the Day
Today in History (June 25th): 1788: Virginia ratified the U.S. Constitution, the 10th state to do so. 1860: Birthdays: French composer Gustave Charpentier. 1876: U.S. Army Gen. George Custer and his force of 208 men were killed by Chief Sitting … Continue reading
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Consultant
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, … Continue reading
Little Old Lady
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, … Continue reading
Quotes June 24th
“Character is what you think in the dark.” – Dwight L. Moody, 1837-1899 “Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.” – George Patton, 1885-1945 The drugs are … Continue reading
Housework Challenged
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” Contraindications: Kamagra Oral Jelly is contraindicated in patients taking … Continue reading
Thoughts for the Day
Today in History (June 24th): 1441: Eton College was founded. 1812: Napoleon’s army entered Russia. 1813: Birthdays: Clergyman Henry Ward Beecher. 1842: Birthdays: Writer and satirist Ambrose Bierce. 1895: Birthdays: Heavyweight boxing champ Jack Dempsey. 1901: Pablo Picasso’s artwork had … Continue reading
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Marine Biologist
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap … Continue reading
Best Round of Golf
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first … Continue reading