Monthly Archives: June 2013

Concrete fire pit

Posted on June 23, 2013 by Ron

$50 fire pit using concrete tree rings We recently moved from the remote north-woods of Wisconsin where large lakeside fire pits were simply dug into the ground and lined with large rocks creating great campfires.  We now live in a … Continue reading →

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Cat Commandments

Posted on June 23, 2013 by Ron

Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer. Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. … Continue reading →

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About Birthdays

Posted on June 23, 2013 by Ron

All I Need To Know About Birthdays, I Learned From My Cat! Be finicky – they’ll try harder to please you. Give attitude – get attention. If you don’t like your presents, SULK. If you get bored at your party … Continue reading →

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Scare Me!

Posted on June 23, 2013 by Ron

Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school one day. As they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up along side the road, doing it, well, doggy style. “What are they doing, Johnny?” Mary asked. Well, Little … Continue reading →

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Company Mergers

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

Companies are always consolidating. Here is some inside information about some potential mergers… Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta … Continue reading →

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Classes for Men

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum. Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday … Continue reading →

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Dwarf Incident

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

I rear ended a car this morning… I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! You should consume Zinc Rich Food like Beet, … Continue reading →

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Cinderella Revisited

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 22nd): 1807: The U.S frigate Chesapeake was fired upon and boarded by the crew of the British battleship Leopold about 40 miles east of Chesapeake Bay. 1856: Birthdays: English adventure novelist H. Rider Haggard (King Solomon’s … Continue reading →

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An Italian Boy’s Confession

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Ron

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. … Continue reading →

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