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Is This Larry

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Computer Gender

Why computers should be considered masculine: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (June 18th): 1812: The United States declared war on Britain. 1815: England’s Duke of Wellington and Prussian Field Marshal Gebhard von Blucher defeated Napoleon at Waterloo in Belgium. 1850: Birthdays: Cyrus Curtis, founder and publisher of the … Continue reading

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Quotes June 17th

“Fortify yourself with contentment, for this is an impregnable fortress.” – Epictetus, 55 AD- 135 AD “You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.” – Mark Twain, 1835-1910 viagra cost in canada There are some … Continue reading

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Supercomputers

China’s Tianhe-2 Supercomputer Takes No. 1 Ranking on 41st TOP500 List MANNHEIM, Germany; BERKELEY, Calif.; and KNOXVILLE, Tenn.–Tianhe-2, a supercomputer developed by China’s National University of Defense Technology, is cialis generika 40mg This nerve motor primary point is within the … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (June 17th): 1703: Birthdays: British clergyman John Wesley, the founder of Methodism. 1867: Birthdays: John Robert Gregg, inventor of the Greeg shorthand system. 1882: Birthdays: Russian-born composer Igor Stravinsky. 1885: The Statute of Liberty arrived in New … Continue reading

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Men and Women Compared

NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (June 16th): 1723: Birthdays: Scottish economist Adam Smith. 1821: Birthdays: Scottish golf legend Old Tom Morris. 1829: Birthdays: American Indian leader Geronimo. 1883: The New York Giants had the first Ladies’ Day baseball game. 1890: Birthdays: British … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (June 15th): 1215: Under pressure from rebellious barons, England’s King John signed the Magna Carta, a crucial first step toward creating Britain’s constitutional monarchy. 1330: Birthdays: Prince Edward of England, son of Edward III and known as … Continue reading

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Confusing Thoughts

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone … Continue reading

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