Daily Archives: July 2, 2013

Food Spoilage Tests For Dairy Products

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Ron

Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. However if you ordine cialis on line … Continue reading →

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Who Makes the Coffee?

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Ron

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get … Continue reading →

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G.A.S.H.

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Ron

A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in … Continue reading →

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Concerned Neighbor

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Ron

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later … Continue reading →

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Did you hear…

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Ron

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?” Bill: “You mean the Mexican gun running?” Bob: “No, the other one.” Bill: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?” Bob: “No, the other one.” Bill: “You mean the State Dept. … Continue reading →

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Super Dress

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Ron

Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife shopping for a new dress.  He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 2nd): Dilbert 1788: It was announced in the U.S. Congress that the new Constitution had been ratified by the required nine states, the ninth being New Hampshire. 1839: African slaves being shipped to Cuba revolted and … Continue reading →

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