Daily Archives: July 6, 2013

Flying South

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. … Continue reading →

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The turkey and the tree

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” … Continue reading →

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Monkeys in a tree

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up, some fooling around and some simply just idling… The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling … Continue reading →

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Three Guys in a Bar

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not?” overnight delivery cialis Do not … Continue reading →

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Stealing this one

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Sartre’s Cream

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” Ed Hardy tattoos can be found online and in retail. … Continue reading →

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Quotes July 6th

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

“Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.” Kamagra Online Serves an Easiest Way to Treat erectile dysfunction, as they are easy to take and do not … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 6th): Dilbert 1699: Pirate Capt. William Kidd was seized in Boston and deported to England where he was hanged. 1747: Birthdays: John Paul Jones, founder of the U.S. Navy. 1785: The dollar was unanimously chosen as … Continue reading →

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