Daily Archives: July 17, 2013

Girl’s Night Out

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Ron

One night my girls invited me out. I promised my husband I’d be home by midnight. Hours passed and margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home. Just as I got in the … Continue reading →

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Cow Tube

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Ron

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one … Continue reading →

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Gorilla Sundae

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Ron

A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a ten-dollar bill on the counter to pay for it. The clerk thought, what could a gorilla know about money? So he gave the gorilla a … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 17th) 1674: Birthdays: English clergyman and author Isaac Watts. 1763: Birthdays: Financier John Jacob Astor. 1816: The Klondike gold rush began. 1889: Birthdays: Mystery writer Erle Stanley Gardner. 1899: Birthdays: Actor James Cagney. 1912: Birthdays: TV … Continue reading →

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